On Geographical Anomalies

Cory: "Is Brazil a country in South America or in France?"

On insects, perverted

Cory: "Did you know that yellow jackets can have babies with dead insects?"

On Gypsies, Historically Meddlesome

Cory: "I know what gypsies are. They're one of the first things that screwed up this country."

On True Rulers, Lazy

Cory: "Actually, cats are smarter than people. If they knew how to properly function their brain, they'd rule us."

On Clues, Profoundly Clue-like

Cory: "Clues can be clues but not all clues make sense."

On Drug Dealers, One Stop Shopping

Cory: Go to your neighborhood drug dealer with a good 50 bucks, and buy some cocaine or whatever steroids he has.

On Beverages, Eclectic

Jeff: How do you make alcohol, Cory?

Cory: You build a cross. Make a statue of Jesus out of lemons. Nail it to the cross and burn it.

On Dating, Someday. Maybe

Tim: I'm going to be very surprised if you're ever interested in girls, Cory.

Cory: Huh?

On Microwaves, Unsafe

Cory: [puts face on microwave] This doesn't hurt with radiation.

Cory: [20 seconds later] Ow! Radiation!

On Statements, Accurate

Cory: I'm worse than Einstein himself.

On Fruit, Maybe

Cory: Watermelon is a melon, not a fruit.

Jeff: Melons are fruit.

Cory: But it's still a melon, not a full fruit.

On Political Figures, Non-existent

Cory: I'm going to grow up to be President, but I'm not going to screw it up like Bill Clinton did.

Jeff: What did Bill Clinton do, Cory?

Cory: Exactly! Nothing!

On No Need For Business School Now

Cory: You get paid based on how many 15 minutes you work.

On Food Combinations, Uncommon

Cory: I like spicy lasagna with poop

On Evil Deeds Against Plants

Cory: Let's see how they grow with lemon [while pouring lemonade on grass]!