On Weapons, Unpractical

Cory: "I'll stab you with mork butt."

(Ed note: Mork is the name of one of our cats.)

On Cat Thoughts, Incomplete

Cory: "You know what cats call the vet? The cutter."

On felines, fishy

Cory: "Cat smells like fish."

On True Rulers, Lazy

Cory: "Actually, cats are smarter than people. If they knew how to properly function their brain, they'd rule us."

On The Anatomy Of Cats

Cory: Mork's angry. His ears are forward.