On Weapons, Unpractical

Cory: "I'll stab you with mork butt."

(Ed note: Mork is the name of one of our cats.)

On Cat Thoughts, Incomplete

Cory: "You know what cats call the vet? The cutter."

On felines, fishy

Cory: "Cat smells like fish."

On insects, perverted

Cory: "Did you know that yellow jackets can have babies with dead insects?"

On Tastes Like Chicken, Sort Of

Cory: Shrimp is like rabbit.