On Microwaves, Unsafe

Cory: [puts face on microwave] This doesn't hurt with radiation.

Cory: [20 seconds later] Ow! Radiation!

On Better Tasting Ideas

Cory: I don't want to taste it, can I put something rubber on my tongue?

On TV's Lack Of Education

Cory: The color on the TV's messed up, that's a grammical error.