On Geographical Anomalies

Cory: "Is Brazil a country in South America or in France?"

On insects, perverted

Cory: "Did you know that yellow jackets can have babies with dead insects?"

On Gypsies, Historically Meddlesome

Cory: "I know what gypsies are. They're one of the first things that screwed up this country."

On True Rulers, Lazy

Cory: "Actually, cats are smarter than people. If they knew how to properly function their brain, they'd rule us."

On Clues, Profoundly Clue-like

Cory: "Clues can be clues but not all clues make sense."

On Drug Dealers, One Stop Shopping

Cory: Go to your neighborhood drug dealer with a good 50 bucks, and buy some cocaine or whatever steroids he has.

On Beverages, Eclectic

Jeff: How do you make alcohol, Cory?

Cory: You build a cross. Make a statue of Jesus out of lemons. Nail it to the cross and burn it.