On Patriotism, Lack Of

Cory: "I dont know why people like American cheese. America can't do anything right."

On Flatulence, New Descriptions

Cory: "It's gonna go boom out of his butt!"

On Weapons, Unpractical

Cory: "I'll stab you with mork butt."

(Ed note: Mork is the name of one of our cats.)