On Patriotism, Lack Of

Cory: "I dont know why people like American cheese. America can't do anything right."

On Flatulence, New Descriptions

Cory: "It's gonna go boom out of his butt!"

On Weapons, Unpractical

Cory: "I'll stab you with mork butt."

(Ed note: Mork is the name of one of our cats.)

On Fatherhood, So That's How It Works

Cory: "I probably have a lot of half-brothers and sisters, because of my Dad. He's a word I can't repeat. I also probably have a lot of adopted siblings, because there's no female involved."

On Fractional Siblings, Round Down

Cory: "Technically I am an only child, because I'm only your half brother."

On Cat Thoughts, Incomplete

Cory: "You know what cats call the vet? The cutter."

On felines, fishy

Cory: "Cat smells like fish."